Like man, here is all the crud
 that is on this Mental flakey
 web pad zine thing:

Music Crap
 RECORD REVIEWS updated 7/16/01

STOMP PARTY!
download rare Surf, Frat & Garage Rock n Roll!
updated 10/18/98  yeah man, this is like old news and most of the mp3s don't download no mo.

Movie Crap
Movie Reviews
updated 3/10/03

Short Stories
 SURF CITY HERE I GO

Articles
 THE HO-DADDY REPORT
 Thee only place for all you happy ho-daddys!

Al Jardine Talks to Teens  Special Guest Beach Boy Al Jardine talks with
  teens about teen issues
 updated may/06/2000
Al's writtin some new trash as I type this

LOCO ANTICS PRANK PAGE
updated Jan/23/2000

Al Jaffee American Pioneer
By Will Carroll
NEW  FOR  2003!

SCALE MODEL CITIZENS
WhIERD tales from model hot rod clods and slot car freaks

KOOKIE KAR SCIENCE
Learn The Latest in kookie kar styles &California Kustom Kar Builders Secrets

Interviews
DAVE THEE J.D. Interviews DICK DALE!
NEW  FOR  2003!

J.D. INtERVIEWS THUH FUZZ!

MAIL
BIG FINK MAIL BAG
HEY MAN Dig THESE Nutty LETTERS!
UpDatEd 3/09/2003

Links
 SHARKEY VON GASSER'S LINKS
 JAPAN's Sharkey Von Gasser      
 shows off his greatest internet links 
 ever!
updated  Dec/22/2002

 say man dig this...

DISCLAIMER:
THIS THING WUZ MADE UP BY JUVENILE DELINQUENTS FOR JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.
 KAUSE WE IS SSICK AND TIRED OF ALL THEM NURDY WEBSITES OUT THARE IS TODAY TRYING TO BE HIPSVILLE WITH THE TEEN SET. ALL THEY R IS JUNK! THIS HERE IS THE REAL THING. SO ALL YOU CATS AND CHICKS GATHER AROUND AND HEAR WHAT WE THE BIG BEAT TEEN SET GOTS TO SAY!

 and Man like, iffen you DON'T dig the above action. man like, You is a bow-legged square and look just  like that star trek drip or one of them uther nurds. and man if you is a nurd or look like one of them nurds go to www.square.com where you belong.

 -THE Editer's IMPOURTANT  Message to you thuh readur:

  Like man,  We got some new crud on this thing, and a bunch of crazzeey new writers writtin all kinds of junk. This zine scene is too much work. Some body send me some more free records for review. And no more crappy ones.

 ~Gone Gasser
 March 10th, 2003

BIG FINKS have bin here
since April 5th, 1998